What a Depressing and Unfunny Man

Woody Allen has a new movie out, not that I really care since the only movie I have ever seen him in was the James Bond spoof Casino Royale (the book was good but the movie was terrible). I came across an AP article in which he had the following uplifting insights.

"There are some laughs you have in life, provided by comedians and provided by fortuitous moments with your family or friends or something," he says. "But most of life is tragic. You're born, you don't why. You're here, you don't know why. You go, you die. Your family dies. Your friends die. People suffer. People live in constant terror. The world is full of poverty and corruption and war and Nazis and tsunamis. ... The net result, the final count is, you lose - you don't beat the house.

"I have my own little world that I live in, and it's pleasurable for me to the degree that anything can be pleasurable in this world."

What a pathetic way to live your life. I can only assume that the nazi comment was meant for President Bush. I take it back, it's not a pathetic way that he lives his life. He is pathetic.